I had a vicious thought, a vicious thought 
Like you never had a vicious thought before 
Like you never in your life had a vicious thought before 
Not once in your life 
Cast the first stone, cast the first stone 
Let the righteous among you cast the first stone 
I told a pointless lie, a pointless lie 
Like you never told a pointless lie before 
To make yourself look good, you never told a pointless lie before 
Not once in your life 
I did a half-assed job, a half-assed job 
Like you never in your life did a half-assed job 
I was a fool for a kiss, a fool for a kiss 
Like you never in your life was a fool for a kiss 
Please do not complain to me of moral relativity 
Spitefulness induces me to go on with the litany 
Please do not complain to me of moral relativity 
The crimes of others you deplore 
But of yourself, you don't keep score 
I did a sickening thing, a sickening thing 
Like you never did a sickening thing before 
Like your body never made you do a sickening thing before 
I cursed an evil god, an evil god 
Like you never cursed an evil god before 
Like you never in your life cursed an evil god before 
I screwed over a friend, 
I screwed over a friend 
Like you never in your life screwed over a friend 
I had a pompous attitude, a pompous attitude 
Like you never in your life had a pompous attitude