"It doesn't help matters when prime time TV Has Murphy Brown. I know it's not fashionable To talk about moral values, but we need to do it..." 
It started on a 
Labor Day 
A chance for us to get away 
Everyone in the house 
And year by year things moved around 
But everybody still got down in the house 
And seldom do we have a plan 
But everybody lends a hand 
Everyone in the house 
Making sure we have our fun 
While gettin' done what must be done in the house 
Pardon me, did you say something? 
What are you looking at? 
Tell me, what's your problem? 
Are you counting heads? 
Are you counting things? 
What are you looking for? 
Listen there's no problem '
Cause we got them, we already got them 
We got family values "Some people say Judeo-Christian values are code Words. Well they are code words. Code words for..." 
Politics and money scams 
Endless verbal traffic jams 
Keep it out of the house '
Cause you'll get what you give to me 
A little r-e-s-p-e-c-t in the house '
Cause you know some of us have been around 
And some of us still get around 
But we all in the house 
So don't get on our evil side '
Cause we like it rough and we're nationwide 
Pardon me, did you say something? 
We're all entitled to have our own opinion 
And you're standing there like you smelled something 
But you're entitled to even bad opinions "Many of our generation glamorize Casual sex and drug use, evaded responsibility, And trashed authority." 
We gonna have a good time everybody 
Because the family is all in the house! "Our policy must be premised on, it must reinforce Values such as family, hard work, integrity, Personal responsibility..." 
Made him love mom 
Saw what that did to him 
Made him love dad 
Saw what that did to him 
Made him love god 
Saw what that did to him 
Made him love death 
Saw what that did to him "I know it's not fashionable To talk about moral values..." 
Shut up!