作词 : Jeff Nowlen
 作曲 : Jeff Nowlen
Mr. Pharmacist
Can you help me out today
In your usual lovely way
Oh Mr. Pharmacist I insist
That you give me some of that vitamin C
Mr. Pharmacist
Dear Pharmacist won't you please
Give me some energy
Mr. Pharmacist
Mr. Pharmacist

Hey Mr. Pharmacist
I'll recommend you to my friends
They'll be happy in the end
Oh Mr. Pharmacist can you help
Send me on a 'delic kick
Mr. Pharmacist
Dear Pharmacist, to ease your mind
You better stock me up for the wintertime
Mr. Pharmacist
Mr. Pharmacist

Hey Mr. Pharmacist
Words cannot express
Feeling I suggest
Oh Mr. Pharmacist I can plead
Gimme some of that powder I need
Mr. Pharmacist
Dear Pharmacist I'll be back
With a handful of empty sack
Mr. Pharmacist
Mr. Pharmacist
Mr. Pharmacist
Mr. Pharmacist