作词 : Bertie Higgins
 作曲 : Bertie Higgins
Killerfornia
I'm dying out here in Southern California
I wished to hell that it would rain
I need to get my butt back home to Florida
I'd even welcome a damned old hurricane
I got thrown out of bed this morning
Another 5 .5 on Mr. Richter's scale
There's another burn up on the mountain
The devil's in his workshop'cause it's hotter than hell
Over in Hollyweird, the crazier than ever
Guess they're all suffering from a heat stroke
Their makeup's melting off
Can't you just hear'em cough?
Breathing up all that smoggy smoke
I'm dying out here in Southern California
I wish to hell that it would rain
I need to get my butt back home to Florida
I'd even welcome a damned old hurricane
Sunset Boulevard is bumper to bumper
Benz's and Bentley's are going nowhere
Might as well stay home and text on my iPhone
Keepin' cool in my silk underwear
I'm dying out here in Southern California
I wish to hell that it would rain
I need to get my butt back home to Florida
I'd even welcome a dandle hurricane
So in the middle of all this madness
I guess I'm hooked, glued and screwed
Music and movies, tequila and doobies
How about a cool PBR? Dude
I'm dying out here in Southern California
I wish to hell that it would rain
I need to get my tail back home to Florida
I'd even welcome a dandle hurricane
All right, I've had all I can stand
I'm going home, oh yeah