The  silicon  chip  inside  her  head
Gets  switched  to  overload
And  nobody's  gonna  go  to  school  today
She's  gonna  make  them  stay  at  home
And  daddy  doesn't  understand  it
He  always  said  she  was  as  good  as  gold
And  he  can  see  no  reason
Cos  there  are  no  reason
What  reason  do  you  need  to  be  shown
Tell  me  why  I  don't  like  Mondays
Tell  me  why  I  don't  like  Mondays
I  don't  like  I  don't  like  I  don't  like  Mondays
Tell  me  why  I  don't  like  Mondays
I  want  to  shoot
The  whole  day  down
Shoot  it  all  down
All  the  playing's  stopped  in  the  playground  now
She  wants  to  play  with  her  toys  a  while
And  school's  out  early  and  soon  we'll  be  learning
And  the  lesson  today  is  how  to  die
And  then  the  bullhorn  crackles
And  the  captain  tackles
With  the  problems  and  the  how's  and  why's
And  he  can  see  no  reason
Cos  there  are  no  reason
What  reason  do  you  need  to  die  die  oh
Tell  me  why  I  don't  like  Mondays
Tell  me  why  I  don't  like  Mondays
I  don't  like  I  don't  like  I  don't  like  Mondays
Tell  me  why  I  don't  like  Mondays
Tell  me  why  I  don't  like  Mondays
I  don't  like  I  don't  like  I  don't  like  Mondays
I  don't  like  Mondays
I  wanna  shoo-oot
the  whole  day  down
whole  day
whole  day
the  whole  day  down