作曲 : Duggins, Tossers
He stopped and asked me who 
I was And what exactly that 
I does Well, he hadn’t seen me round before 
And it was all because 
Watch as officer friendly turned into 
A mothra type archenemy 
Interesting style of dress he says 
What a bampot, what a goon 
Now I’m sitting here again in jail with all my friends 
My 5th time in this nick, the only one cop that’s ever been nice 
I was collected here for loitering 
I was waiting for a ride – 
I didn’t get nothing 
It might have been fun – but 
I didn’t have a 
Video camera at the time 
Terminal officer friendly, officer 
Jeckyl and 
Officer Hyde, the thought is completely barmy, 
When the chief is on the telly and he cries "No don’t be afraid of us, no we’re not out to get you, sus No to serve and protect, where for We employ community crime control." [Chorus:] 
But they are out to friggin’ nick you 
Because that’s their friggin’ job 
They just forget they’re dealing with people 
To stead of shaking criminal slobs 
Take pride in your job 
Don’t be ashamed 
No, but serve and protect too 
Instead of playing cops and robbers 
Itchy fingers, what an excuse. 
I’ve always gotten collected for silly menial crap collected 
Quotas to be made 
I watch people get hurt when they get hit 
There is violence in the street 
It would make you sick if it was shown 
But forget it when you glorify these 
Cops with 
TV shows In the case of 
Jerimiah Mearday 
In the case of 
Bobby Sands 
Go to the library, if you don’t believe 
And look all this crap up 
Be truthful, on this statement 
Your friend there told us everything 
Be careful not to drop the soap you sissy 
Wait a minute; there was no one else 
With me at the time 
People become complacent 
They’ll stick to anything exciting 
They stay in a situation 
It’s safe and fun, it’s all they know 
You have to study laws mate 
For the public, so deal with it 
There is two sides to your job 
If you’re gonna do it half ass, 
Don’t friggin’ do it at all. [Chorus] 
Well, I say fuck the police 
Fuck the police 
I say fuck the police 
Fuck the police 
I say fuck the police 
I say fuck the police 
Well, I say fuck the police 
I say fuck the police. 
Fuck ‘em.