[00:00.21]I'm so glad I am one
[00:03.84]I'm so glad I am one
[00:07.47]I'm so glad I am one
[00:21.15]Nurds nurds
[00:34.74]When I was a young girl
[00:37.92]I went to Catholic school
[00:42.03]Hung around all the nuns
[00:45.72]That was so uncool
[00:49.35]All the other girls were wearing
[00:53.01]Makeup in fourth grade
[00:56.52]But I was not allowed
[00:59.85]I wore anklets and prayed
[01:04.01]Nurds
[01:25.68]Nurds
[01:25.77]Paula Duvle dyed her hair
[01:29.01]And started going out with boys
[01:32.97]I was into homework
[01:36.21]And trying to get toys
[01:40.02]It was around that time
[01:43.29]I discovered what I was
[01:47.46]For instance I said policeman
[01:51.06]But Paula called them fuzz
[01:54.84]Nurds
[01:54.93]Nurds
[01:56.76]I'm so glad I am one
[02:16.65]I'm so glad I am one
[02:20.28]I'm so glad I am one
[02:25.68]Then I went to high school
[02:28.92]It really hit me hard
[02:32.73]I started finding out that
[02:36.12]They were calling me retard
[02:40.23]In the gymnasium
[02:43.89]I was not a hit
[02:47.01]There was something really interesting
[02:50.46]About the way my gym suit fit
[02:56.52]Nurds
[03:19.05]Nurds
[03:30.72]Nurds
[03:45.12]Nurds
[03:46.92]I'm so glad I am one