If you were alien an extraterrestrial torn in two missing home I would leave my world board your silver rocket ship blast off to the stars just we two If you were alien an intergalactic girl missing your friends way up there As I hold your hand we’ll zip past the planets and pass the milky way ork ‘n’ alf’s malmack I’ll be with you yes just we two And steer clear of the ones ruled by apes Sha la la la la la la la la sha la la la la la la If you were alien I’d call you my martian man Bake banana cake as you drive us through the doom Of scary asteroids that could smash us all apart When autopilot’s on we nap an hour or two But what if the world went pop? “ …I’ll be with you “ Still do you really think that’d be enough? “ …yes just we two “ …let’s start anew “ And steer clear of the ones ruled by apes Sha la la la la la la la la sha la la la la la la Say goodbye to all night t.v. I guess I’ll miss my ma and pa But as long as you are near me The distance won’t hurt as much If you were an alien girl I’d kiss your alien lips And if you want to vacate this planet I don’t mind a one-way ticket If you were an alien girl I’d call you my martian man If you were an alien girl I’d call you my martian man