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[00:39.26]Well once I was persuaded to open up my head
[00:43.30]I told them how it was
[00:44.81]and went and got it wrong instead
[00:46.95]I said would you believe me if you only knew
[00:51.11]I'd been stealing everything,
[00:52.73]this conversations through
[00:54.67]And the boy cried hang him at three
[00:57.79]I saw him on the front page laughing at me
[01:01.54]He worked in a fairground in a tall hat
[01:04.95]He's a liar he's a liar and a good one at that
[01:08.95]Say what you want to say what you will
[01:12.94]Write your number on my telephone bill
[01:16.77]Walk like a monkey, kick like a mule
[01:20.70]I could be your beggar
[01:22.11]but I'd rather be just as cruel
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[01:41.17]So I told them all I could
[01:43.27]about what could they expect
[01:45.17]but I lost my sense of smell
[01:46.96]and I gained my self respect
[01:48.88]They told me I was curious
[01:51.04]I told them they were slow
[01:52.88]They asked me were I get this stuff
[01:54.82]I told them I don't know
[01:56.63]And the boy cried whoopi de dee
[01:59.48]There's a woman with a mustache who wont let me be
[02:03.13]Though she was born on a Monday
[02:05.05]she's a hundred and four
[02:06.98]She's a liar she's a liar and a little bit more
[02:11.00]Say what you want to say what you will
[02:15.06]Write your number on my telephone bill
[02:18.73]walk like a monkey, kick like a mule
[02:22.70]I could be your beggar
[02:24.07]but I'd rather be just as cruel
[02:27.20]
[03:05.17]And the boy cried hang him at three
[03:08.42]I saw him on the front page laughing at me
[03:12.14]He worked in a fairground in a tall hat
[03:15.55]He's a liar, he's a liar and a good one at that
[03:19.61]Say what you want to say what you will
[03:23.55]Write your number on my telephone bill
[03:27.36]Walk like a monkey, kick like a mule
[03:31.31]I could be your beggar
[03:32.67]but I'd rather be just as cruel
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[03:52.79]End