| Song | Cock Pushups |
| Artist | Tenacious D |
| Album | Tenacious D |
| 作词 : Tenacious D | |
| KG: Do you think that um, do you think that when the album, when this is out... | |
| JB: Yeah? | |
| KG: Do you think it will make us um, more attractive to the ladies? | |
| JB: Pshh, yeah, in fact, | |
| I been getting ready. | |
| KG: Yeah? | |
| JB: Yeah, | |
| I been doin cock pushups. | |
| KG: Cock Pushups? | |
| JB: Yeah. | |
| KG: What are those? | |
| JB: Its where you fuckin lay down flat on the ground. | |
| KG: Yeah... | |
| JB: And then you let your boner lift you up off the ground. | |
| KG: N...no, that's, that'd be impossible. | |
| Your cock can support your whole weight? | |
| JB: Well not at first... | |
| KG: Yeah? | |
| JB: But over time. | |
| KG: Hmm...how many pushups can you do? | |
| JB: ...cock pushups? | |
| KG: Yeah... | |
| I guess, you could only do one really. | |
| JB: Yeah, well one is all ya need |
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| KG: Do you think that um, do you think that when the album, when this is out... | |
| JB: Yeah? | |
| KG: Do you think it will make us um, more attractive to the ladies? | |
| JB: Pshh, yeah, in fact, | |
| I been getting ready. | |
| KG: Yeah? | |
| JB: Yeah, | |
| I been doin cock pushups. | |
| KG: Cock Pushups? | |
| JB: Yeah. | |
| KG: What are those? | |
| JB: Its where you fuckin lay down flat on the ground. | |
| KG: Yeah... | |
| JB: And then you let your boner lift you up off the ground. | |
| KG: N... no, that' s, that' d be impossible. | |
| Your cock can support your whole weight? | |
| JB: Well not at first... | |
| KG: Yeah? | |
| JB: But over time. | |
| KG: Hmm... how many pushups can you do? | |
| JB: ... cock pushups? | |
| KG: Yeah... | |
| I guess, you could only do one really. | |
| JB: Yeah, well one is all ya need |