作词 : Essex Green
  Heard about the Jolly Green Giant
 (Potatoes)
 He's so big and mean
 (Artichoke hearts)
 
 Well, he stands there laughin'
 With his hands on his hips
 And then he hits you with a can of beans
 
 Well, he lives down there in his valley
 (Brussels sprouts)
 The cat stands tall and green
 (Spinach)
 
 Well, he ain't no prize
 And there's no women his size
 And that's why the cat's so mean