You hear me talkin', you know 
I'm from the 
O A KI tell it like it is and that's the only way
I'm the M, the 
A, the C, the 
KI write my rhymes everyday
Now, all you one-rap rappers, what are you doin'?
I got so many raps, so just go right through 'em
My name is 
Short but 
I rap long rhymes
Hand me your mic, 
I do it all the time
Now, could you be like me? 
I hate to say it
It's like comparin' 
Mickey D's and 
Quick Ways
You only got 3 stores, 
I got the whole wide world
I get beeps everyday from your favorite girl
But I'm such a dog, 
I never call the freak
Hit it once and she was just too weak
At my house 
I keep finer things, the candy paints
Got her sprung on my diamond rings
She could live like a queen if she was 
Miss Too Short
Have two babies, get child support
But at this point she gets nothin' from me
I ain't fakin' it freak, 
I'm just makin' the beat
So don't dance, ride the strip
All day long playin' 
Too Short hits
Pop in the tape and start ridin', silly young freak
Who started sidin' in the 
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In the Oaktown, 
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OaktownSee 
I'm a true 
MC, I'm not a 
MC foolI'm just rich and famous and way too cool
I get paid to rhyme and 
I do mean 
G'sYou don't like my raps, don't buy 'em please
I give you no refund 'cause my bass is phat
Make it hit so hard, just like a punch in the back
It's that dope fiend beat, got my rap on your plate
Tryin' to bite my style and make a demo tape
Now, could you be like me or someone else?
Bass hittin' hard like the 
Freaky Tales
Oaktown style, it goes just like this
If you never heard me rap, don't trip'
Cause I hit the scene with my homie 
Too CleanWe slap hands like a tag team
Some people say, they don't like 
Cali rapsPeople like that must be smokin' that crack
I rhyme good, it's been 10 long years
Gettin' sick of all that stuff 
I always hear"Too Short can't rap, he's from the West Coast"
Between me and you, partner 
I sell the most
So let's take it to the stage and don't get scared'
Cause me and 
Too Clean, we come well prepared
They call me 
Playboy Short and the girls 
I playEvery single day in the 
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In the Oaktown, 
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