It's almost ova ho 
She ain't no ho 
Check out somethin' on my computer real quick 
P-I-M-P-A-
N-D-H-O dot com 
It's Pimpandho.com fo' sho [Too $hort:] 
It's 2004 
Ain't no body go in the stores 
What for? 
When you got dot com whores 
My whole life is like girls gone wild 
Cuz this player keeps girls on file 
Just tell me what you liken 
Sit down at the keyboard and type in: 
P-I-M-P-A-
N-D-H-O dot com 
And see the hoes 
It's time to log on baby 
Eat this dick up 'til it's all gone baby 
I ain't fake (I ain't fake) 
This site is all no-fiction 
Real pussy, real dick, real friction 
Convertin' programs wit these secret powers 
Accounts getting' fat from the overseas dialers 
I'm trynna bust this internet nut 
Turn the camera on and stick it in her butt 
Pimpandho.com [Chorus:] 
Me and D-Money keep smokin' that bomb 
Need a little game, you better log on 
Girls get naked 
Lickin' on my dog bone $hort 
Dog presents 
Pimpandho.com 
Me and D-Money keep smokin' that bomb 
Need a little game, you better log on 
Girls get naked 
Lickin' on my dog bone 
Lick it [Too $hort:] 
No need to go 
Got some weed to blow 
Got that Goodwill game to feed the po' 
I got bitches 
Don't ask what these are fo' 
Might learn a few things that you need to know (chill out) 
So kick back and watch the show $hort 
Dig on the mic 
Can't stop the flow (no, no) 
All the squares get out the do' 
If you ain't high enough yet 
You need to pop some mo' (stay high) 
And check out the player's site 
The content is all that and a tear bite, yeah 
You can download the pimp fashion 
Old School 
Too $hort wit the pimp classics 
One million hits in a days time (time) 
Women so fine they'll daze your mind 
We online (we online) 
The computer from the eight track 
Sellin' sex since way back 
It's Pimpandho.com [Chorus] [Talking:] 
Big Dez is on the beat 
Yea fo' show 
It's Pimpandho.com 
It's where you see the baddest bitches 
Doin' the freakiest shit $hort 
Dog style 
Wanna send a shout out to my homeboy 
Whitey Cracker 
My pimp partner 
K.B. up in this mutha fucka 
And I wanna send a special shout out to the broadband users 
I know you ain't wastin' no time to getting' to the porn 
It's all good baby 
You can dial up if you want to 
As long as you enjoy the show 
It's Pipmpology, biatch 
Oh yeah, and it's all real baby 
None of those silicone, blonde, 
Barbie bitches 
Titties all crooked and shit 
Naw, naw, none of that 
You got a website player? 
What's yo address? 
You know? 
It's that old game baby 
It all started at the 
Player's Ball 
Don't miss the next party 
Cuz you might get lucky, biatch