[ti:Friggin' In The Riggin'] [ar:Sex Pistols] [al:The Great Rock 'N' Roll Swindle] [00:10.92]It was on the good ship Venus [00:12.30]By Christ, ya shoulda seen us [00:14.24]The figurehead was a whore in bed [00:16.14]And the mast, a mammoth penis [00:18.18]The Captain of this lugger [00:20.07]He was a dirty bugger [00:22.11]He wasn't fit to shovel shit [00:24.15]From one place to another [00:26.30]Friggin' in the riggin [00:28.14]Friggin' in the riggin [00:30.13]Friggin' in the riggin [00:31.51]There was fuck all else to do [00:35.43]Captain's name was Morgan [00:37.11]By Christ, he was a gorgon [00:39.01]Ten times a day sweet tunes he'd play [00:41.11]With his fuckin' organ [00:43.05]The first mate's name was Cooper [00:44.90]By Christ, he was a trooper [00:46.84]He jerked and jerked until he worked [00:48.77]Himself into a stupor [00:50.70]Friggin' in the riggin [00:52.49]Friggin' in the riggin [00:54.38]Friggin' in the riggin [00:56.16]There was fuck all else to do [01:11.33]The second mate was Andy [01:12.70]By Christ, he had a dandy [01:14.55]Till they crushed his cock on a jagged rock [01:16.48]For cumming in the brandy [01:18.33]The cabin boy was Flipper [01:20.20]He was a fuckin' nipper [01:21.88]He stuffed his ass with broken glass [01:23.88]And circumcised the skipper [01:25.92]Friggin' in the riggin [01:27.40]Friggin' in the riggin [01:29.29]Friggin' in the riggin [01:30.81]There was fuck all else to do [01:47.88]Friggin' in the riggin [01:49.35]Friggin' in the riggin [01:51.23]Friggin' in the riggin [01:52.83]There was fuck all else to do [01:58.04]The Captain's wife was Mabel [01:59.61]To fuck, she wasn't able [02:01.35]So the dirty shits, they nailed her tits [02:03.25]Across the barroom table [02:05.14]The Captain had a daughter [02:06.98]Who fell in deep sea water [02:08.73]And by her squeals we knew the eels [02:10.51]Had found her sexual quarters [02:12.34]Friggin' in the riggin [02:14.14]Friggin' in the riggin [02:16.08]Friggin' in the riggin [02:17.51]There was fuck all else to do [02:19.75]Friggin' in the riggin [02:21.55]Friggin' in the riggin [02:23.38]Friggin' in the riggin [02:24.75]There was fuck all else to do [02:27.52]Friggin' in the riggin [02:28.70]Friggin' in the riggin [02:30.54]Friggin' in the riggin [02:32.18]There was fuck all else to do