Uncle Larry's hooked on ice again
He seems to be stuck in the 80's
He wears his 'members only' jacket'
Cause he thinks it turns on all the ladies
And all the white folks shake their asses
Looking for the two and four
Well, I'll have mine in martini glasses'
Cause I can't take it anymore
These are the days of empty kitchens
The rise and fall of 
Mary Ellen's hairdo
I think she's found a new religion
Studying the 
Kabbalah in her 
J.CrewAnd all the rich kids shake their asses
Looking for the two and four
Well, I'll have mine with 
Blackstrap molasses'
Cause I can't taste it anymore
No, 'cause 
I can't taste it anymore
My friend 
Gregg says, "It's all goodAs the eastern seaboard's blown awayNow everything is going half-priceSo look at all the money we saved"
And all the politicians shake their asses
Looking for the back door
I'll just be hanging out with the lasses'
Cause they don't like the boys no more
No and I can't take it anymore