[00:15.35]Cinderella's on her bedroom floor
[00:17.97]She's got a
[00:18.72]Crush on the guy at the liquor store
[00:22.35]Cause Mr. Charming don't come home anymore
[00:25.16]And she forgets why she came here
[00:28.22]
[00:29.78]Sleeping Beauty's in a foul mood
[00:31.85]For shame she says
[00:33.16]None for you dear prince, I'm tired today
[00:36.90]I'd rather sleep my whole life away than have you keep me from dreaming
[00:43.52]'cause I don't care for your fairytales
[00:50.60]You're so worried about the maiden though you know
[00:53.23]She's only waiting on the next best thing
[00:58.44]
[01:04.44]Snow White is doing dishes again cause
[01:07.63]What else can you do
[01:09.07]With seven itty-bitty men?
[01:11.57]Sends them to bed and calls up a friend
[01:14.26]Says will you meet me at midnight?
[01:17.82]
[01:18.70]The tall blonde lets out a cry of despair says
[01:22.07]Would have cut it myself if I knew men could climb hair
[01:26.39]I'll have to find another tower somewhere and keep away from the windows
[01:32.94]'cause I don't care for your fairytales
[01:39.67]You're so worried about the maiden though you know
[01:42.42]She's only waiting on the next best thing
[01:47.10]
[01:53.10]Once upon a time in a faraway kingdom
[01:56.35]Man made up a story said that I should believe him
[02:00.10]Go and tell your white knight that he's handsome in hindsight
[02:03.92]But I don't want the next best thing
[02:06.35]So I sing and hold my head down and I break these walls round me
[02:14.48]Can't take no more of your fairytale love
[02:21.12]'cause I don't care for your fairytales
[02:28.80]You're so worried about the maiden though you know
[02:31.55]She's only waiting on the next best thing
[02:36.12]I don't care
[02:40.12]I don't care
[02:43.96]Worry bout the maiden though you know
[02:45.96]She's only waiting spent the whole life being graded on the sanctity of patience and a dumb
[02:51.71]Appreciation
[02:51.90]
[02:52.55]But the story needs some mending and a better happy ending
[02:56.43]Cause I don't want the next best thing
[02:59.99]No no I don't want the next best thing