[00:15.02]Cinderella's on her bedroom floor
[00:17.66]She's got a
[00:18.54]Crush on the guy at the liquor store
[00:21.86]Cause Mr. Charming don't come home anymore
[00:24.87]And she forgets why she came here
[00:28.99]Sleeping Beauty's in a foul mood
[00:31.22]For shame she says
[00:32.40]None for you dear prince, i'm tired today
[00:35.99]I'd rather sleep my whole life away than have you keep me from dreaming
[00:42.87]Cause I don't care for you fairytales
[00:49.39]You're so worried about the maiden though you know
[00:52.22]She's only waiting on the next best thing next best thing
[01:02.86]Snow White is doing dishes again cause
[01:05.85]What else can you do
[01:07.30]With seven itty-bitty men?
[01:09.67]Sends them to bed and calls up a friend
[01:12.56]Says will you meet me at midnight?
[01:15.90]
[01:16.88]The tall blonde lets out a cry of despair says
[01:19.77]Would have cut it myself if I knew men could climb hair
[01:24.09]I'll have to find another tower somewhere and keep away from the windows
[01:30.61]Cause I don't care for you fairytales
[01:37.13]You're so worried bout the maiden though you know
[01:39.70]She's only waiting on the next best thing next best thing
[01:50.08]Once upon a time in a faraway kingdom
[01:53.46]Man made up a story said that I should believe him
[01:57.03]Go and tell your white knight that he's handsome in hindsight
[02:00.68]But I don't want the next best thing
[02:02.63]So I sing and hold my head down and I break these walls round me
[02:11.18]Can't take no more of your fairytale love
[02:18.72]I don't care for you fairytales
[02:24.48]You're so worried bout the maiden though you know
[02:27.58]She's only waiting on the next best thing
[02:32.20]I don't care
[02:35.54]I don't care
[02:38.98]Worry bout the maiden though you know
[02:41.10]She's only waiting
[02:42.18]spend a whole laughing and break it on sensitive patients
[02:45.94]and a dumb
[02:46.82]Appreciation
[02:47.50]But the story needs some mending and a better happy ending
[02:54.72]Cause I don't want the next best thing
[02:59.58]No no I don't want the next best thing