作曲 : James Powell, Lucas Lanthier
 I wear a nose and goodness knows I'm smart
 I walk undersea, lunglessly
 I pretend to writhe and seethe
 I count every time I shout
 I waste away once per day
 I avoid the stars (and planes and cars)
 I talk upside down
 Her evening gown is on the ground!
 I instruct anatomy