作词 : Weasel
Celena looks at me and asks me if i know whats on tvand now she wants to know what's wrong with meand why 
I always have to be so me
Celena wants to know: why i never seem to want to goto all the things her friends are going toand why we never do what she wants to
And I can't wait, cause 
I can talk to her andmake her understand 
I'm not the boyfriend she madeherself believe 
I wasBut Celena's brave and 
Celena says, yah 
Celena says
I broke her heart she's going to think about allthe time she wasted with me and with him
Celena says she's tired of spending so much of herprecious time watchin' me while 
I watch Benny 
HillAnd countin' every minute that 
I killCelena says she's young and deserves to have a little funbut if that's what 
Celena really thinksthen 
I don't understand why she won't leave
I'm getting tired of seeing her drunken body lyingon the stairs- 
I've seen the pictures in the paper
You'll know why 
I'm hereBut 
Celena's brave and 
Celena says, yah 
Celena says
I broke her heart, she's going home to see her mom
And to think of ways that'll make me miserable
Celena's telling me that my future doesn't look too promising
She sits there eating ice cream while she poutsand wonders why 
I sleep out on the couch
Celena looks at me and tells me 
I'm not the guy 
I used to be
I smoke a cigarette and fall asleepand she continues right on nagging me
I'm getting married at the chapel
She doesn't seem to care-
I've seen the pictures shown on 
TV-You'll know why 
I'm hereBut 
Celena's brave and 
Celena says, yah 
Celena says
I broke her heart
She's going home to her mom and to think of waysto make me miserable...