I got two black eyes, a nasty cut on my nose 
A real funny feeling from my head to my toes 
But does she care? 
No she don't care 
No, she don't care, but she loves me just the same 
Blind date, overweight 
Made me late 
I couldn't navigate 
Red wine, white wine, rise and shine, 
I got to draw the line 
Black jack, clap trap, any kind of flap trap 
Big Mac, lookin' back, diggin' 
Burt Bacharach 
We're in a black limousine and onto a plane 
Into the hotel, missing breakfast again 
But does she care? 
No she don't care 
No, she don't care but she loves me just the same 
Comtemplate my 
Watergate 
Two and eight, 
I didn't hesitate 
Day time, night time, underline, 
I got to draw the line 
Black jack, clap trap, any kind of flap trap 
Big Mac, lookin' back, diggin' 
Burt Bacharach, oh