[00:06.850]我系你地既节目主持人
[00:09.120]我唔系A君唔系B君
[00:10.689]我叫做C君 C！君子个君
[00:15.129]我要人人开开心心个个兴兴奋奋
[00:18.590]跟我讲下英文ABC君
[00:22.400]人人开开心心个个兴兴奋奋
[00:26.0]头晕晕晕晕晕脚un un
[00:28.619]未听过有我C君呢一个人
[00:31.780]未听过我个大名你认真孤陋寡闻
[00:35.190]你听过我只歌就不枉此生
[00:38.700]不过你未听过未听过
[00:40.280]喂你俾一俾面听一听我呢一只歌
[00:45.610]你听一听会精一精叻再听会开心好多
[00:49.120]咪睇我又肥又矮好似一粒马蹄
[00:52.280]其实我生鬼过生鬼多计过矮仔
[00:54.820]有兴趣今晚Book个房倾下计仔
[00:57.210]Ho~各位各位
[00:58.230]人至怕跪时米至怕西
[01:00.600]MC至怕唔见左支咪
[01:01.740]C君至怕见唔到各位
[01:03.270]行上黎行上黎
[01:05.600]Come on Come on Come on
[01:06.680]行上黎行上黎
[01:08.950]OK 各位观众
[01:12.939]我想问ABC之后系个咩字呀？（君!）
[01:16.630]错　我地大家一齐讲一次
[01:20.320]“ABC君EFG” Come on
[01:24.320]人人开开心心个个兴兴奋奋
[01:27.210]跟我讲下英文ABC君
[01:30.750]人人开开心心个个兴兴奋奋
[01:34.100]头晕晕晕晕晕脚un un
[01:37.110]拿拿拿拿拿临临逼上黎
[01:39.100]又零零临临听我Rap
[01:40.870]兹兹斟斟识上黎
[01:42.900]又um um沉沉讲我叻
[01:44.300]Wao咪吱叽吱叽走得快
[01:47.300]你吱叽走得快
[01:48.750]肯定会后悔俾我界
[01:50.640]你比我博一博比我上一上位
[01:54.100]你比我Hip一Hip Hop比我Rap下歌仔
[01:57.789]再比我创一创作比我餐晏仔
[02:00.860]我受人二分四内分泌
[02:03.190]都就黎失调昆你
[02:05.300]我昆你都奖
[02:06.770]我真系识睇相
[02:08.369]我睇你个面相
[02:09.598]都应该好Like我D说唱
[02:11.899]不如唔岩呢
[02:13.929]大家拍下手掌呢
[02:20.309]OK 各位观众
[02:22.309]我想问ABC之后系个咩字呀？（君!）
[02:25.719]错　我地大家一齐讲一次
[02:29.269]“ABC君EFG” Come on
[02:32.629]人人开开心心个个兴兴奋奋
[02:35.789]跟我讲下英文ABC君
[02:39.149]人人开开心心个个兴兴奋奋
[02:42.589]头晕晕晕晕晕脚un un
[02:45.589]我要人人人人开开心心
[02:49.390]um um 沉沉讲C君C君
[02:52.869]人人人人开开心心
[02:56.279]um um 沉沉讲C君C君