[00:16.38]我地穷又穷到开心
[00:17.75]做人又有骨气
[00:18.94]一日食一餐唔洗减肥
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[00:22.42]胆固醇高过食神韬
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[00:36.65]都得　居然去选举
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[00:45.33]加息又加息　训街先有出色
[00:49.94]别人笑我训街边
[00:51.94]我比他人更开心
[00:56.00]就算训系街市
[00:57.94]就算训系公厕
[00:59.56]就当我好钟意
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[01:17.66]你几千蚊就买件猿人头
[01:21.09]我几百蚊就买只猿猴
[01:22.64]你只猿人最多印住系心口
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[01:26.32]你住到半山高好易有高山症
[01:28.58]我住系桥底又身份证
[01:30.76]警察询问我既名同姓
[01:32.31]我就话我系铜锣湾既明星
[01:34.56]拿　你有钱你就养马
[01:39.24]拿　我钱我就买马
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[01:45.42]织织复织织　老细唔升职
[01:48.48]加息又加息　训街先有出色
[01:52.53]别人笑我发花癫
[01:54.47]我笑他人扎I辫
[02:00.94]别人笑我训街边
[02:03.43]我比他人更开心
[02:06.68]就算训系街市
[02:08.81]就算训系公厕
[02:10.55]就当我好钟意
[02:12.61]街边开P Everybody!
[02:13.55]大唱大跳大嗌大叫
[02:18.28]续秒续秒大众话要
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