[00:10.84]I been Norman Mailer'd, Maxwell Taylor'd.
[00:15.94]I been John O'Hara'd, McNamara'd.
[00:21.21]I been Rolling Stoned and Beatled till I'm blind.
[00:26.40]I been Ayn Rand'd, nearly branded
[00:29.42]Communist, 'cause I'm left-handed.
[00:32.08]That's the hand I use, well, never mind!
[00:36.88]I been Phil Spector'd, resurrected.
[00:42.19]I been Lou Adler'd, Barry Sadler'd.
[00:47.44]Well, I paid all the dues I want to pay.
[00:52.70]And I learned the truth from Lenny Bruce,
[00:55.67]And all my wealth won't buy me health,
[00:58.87]So I smoke a pint of tea a day.
[01:06.89]I knew a man, his brain was so small,
[01:10.59]He couldn't think of nothing at all.
[01:13.15]He's not the same as you and me.
[01:15.72]He doesn't dig poetry.
[01:17.99]He's so unhip
[01:19.18]When you say "Dylan",
[01:21.26]He thinks you're talking about Dylan Thomas
[01:24.21]Whoever he was.
[01:26.11]The man ain't got no culture,
[01:29.57]But it's all right, ma,
[01:31.19]Everybody must get stoned.
[01:37.74]I been Mick Jagger'd, been silver daggered.
[01:43.59]Andy Warhol, won't you please come home?
[01:48.25]I been mothered, fathered, aunt and uncled,
[01:51.25]Been Roy Halee'd and Art Garfunkel'd.
[01:54.06]I just discovered somebody's tapped my phone