Gee but it's great to be back home
Home is where 
I want to be
I've been on the road so long my friend
And if you came along
I know you couldn't disagree
It's the same old story
Everywhere 
I go, I get slandered, libeled
I hear words 
I never heard in the 
BibleAnd I'm one step ahead of the shoe shine
Two steps away from the county line
Just trying to keep my customers satisfied, satisfied
Deputy sheriff said to me"Tell me what you come here for, boyYou better get your bags and fleeYou're in trouble boyAnd you're heading into more"
It's the same old story
Everywhere 
I go I get slandered, libeled
I hear words 
I never heard in the 
BibleAnd I'm one step ahead of the shoe shine
Two steps away from the county line
Just trying to keep my customers satisfied, satisfied
But it's the same old story
Everywhere 
I go I get slandered, libeled
I hear words 
I never heard in the 
BibleAnd I'm so tired
I'm oh oh oh oh oh, so tired
But I'm trying to keep my customers satisfied, satisfied