[00:02.00]F**k yourself with a rubber hose
[00:04.55]Stick it in your mouth and down your throat
[00:07.99]Up your nose and in your heinie hole
[00:11.19]I don't care where it goes
[00:14.63]And it don't matter if you're straight or gay
[00:17.82]You should f**k yourself anyway
[00:21.32]Now  you don't have to listen to a word I say
[00:24.45]But I know you  you'll be humpin' away
[00:28.13]F**k yourself with your neighbor's nose
[00:30.88]If you can't use that  use a 10-foot pole
[00:34.57]Stick it up your ass and go for a stroll
[00:37.82]Everyone will know you've been to this show
[00:41.25]If you can't take  eat my stool
[00:44.57]Masturbate with some crazy glue
[00:47.69]I don't care what you do
[00:51.01]Fock yourself with a garden tool
[00:54.32]F**k yourself with politics
[00:57.63]Ahh they're full of f**kin' f**kin' shit
[01:01.01]I mean you know we've been lied to ever since we were born
[01:04.20]It's amazing that we've been getting f**ked that long
[01:06.95]F**k yourself with the world wide web
[01:10.63]Man you could ride that sucker right from your bed
[01:14.01]You may even meet a Tom  Dick  Jane or Billy
[01:17.51]Then grab onto your modem and f**k yourself silly
[01:21.32]F**k yourself with your heart and soul
[01:24.07]Give it everything you got  hey I'm talkin' to you
[01:27.51]If you can't even f**k yourself
[01:30.76]How ya gonna f**k somebody else
[01:34.20]F**k yourself with my microphone
[01:37.38]I'll give it to you later when we're all alone
[01:40.64]We can turn it up loud
[01:42.32]And see if you come  but
[01:44.26]Don't get your jizz on my microphone
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[01:47.51]F**k yourself with organized religion
[01:50.70]Now that is some seriously sinnin' business
[01:53.88]If the Lord sees their pathetic crimes
[01:57.07]He'll be f**kin' them 'til the end of time
[02:00.64]And can someone explain to me this racist crap
[02:03.95]I know it isn't white  but it isn't black
[02:07.19]And to all you people who only see things your way
[02:10.20]Well  you can suck my dick and take all day
[02:14.07]F**k your nose with a pound of blow
[02:17.26]Watch your money get up and go
[02:20.26]But when you burnt your brain and you say
[02:22.32]I don't know
[02:23.45]I hate to tell you but I told you so
[02:27.19]F**k yourself with this grunge rock noise
[02:30.39]I mean  stuff those albums in your groin
[02:35.01]They come down on me because I know how to play
[02:37.57]Hey    f**k you
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[02:40.26]F**k yourself with a copy of Rolling Stone
[02:43.63]Or are they too holy for your holiest of holes
[02:47.07]Now those people think they're holier than Moses
[02:49.57]But aren't they just a bunch of f**kin' posers
[02:54.20]F**k yourself with your mother's jewelry
[02:57.07]I won't tell  I ain't a stooly
[03:00.39]If you pounce hard enough you'll cough up a ruby
[03:03.57]Your blood will be rich and so will your doodie
[03:06.94]F**k yourself with the latest fashion
[03:10.20]With your spikes and your hair and those cute little buttons
[03:13.51]And if you happen to have some leather and lace
[03:16.76]F**k yourself 'til you're blue in the face
[03:20.51]F**k yourself with your income tax
[03:23.39]They're f**king you and that's a fact
[03:26.70]Before you know it your money's all spent
[03:29.95]And you've just been f**ked by the government
[03:32.20]F**k yourself with your lawyer friend
[03:36.76]You're the only one that's getting f**ked in the end
[03:39.82]I have been so f**ked by legal bills
[03:43.14]That my asshole is the size of Beverly Hills
[03:45.51]F**k yourself with your full-length sweater
[03:49.82]With your minks and your diamonds and your Irish Setter
[03:53.26]With your cash and your trash and your sinks and your drinks
[03:56.33]Just f**k yourself 'til you can't even think
[04:00.01]Those of you who enjoy this song
[04:03.39]Thank you thank you  I love you
[04:04.95]Let's get it on
[04:06.57]But for those of you who are totally outraged
[04:09.95]F**k yourself with your face