[00:00.00] 作曲 : Anna-Varney Cantodea
[00:01.00] 作词 : Anna-Varney Cantodea
[01:12.430]Where the exit-door leads in
[01:14.730]he scrutinises circling clockwise
[01:17.130]counting two out of the three
[01:19.650]slightly above the first degree
[01:22.650]"Has there been blood?"
[01:23.830]he asks politely as once a year we do explore
[01:27.710]with my head resting on the pillow
[01:30.880]gateways towards Plutonian shores
[01:33.610]Some are caused by downward pressure
[01:36.430]so don't strain when opening bowels
[01:39.310]the simple joys of maidenhood
[01:42.340]the red-eyed fox is on the prowl
[02:45.750]Rubber-bands for arteries
[02:48.270]these Indian seeds do soak like flees
[02:51.270]reduce the use of salts and lose some weight
[02:54.160]walk half an hour every day
[02:56.240]I openly dislike your vagueness in handling hours we appoint
[03:01.490]but when you choose your pronouns rightly
[03:05.360]I do silently rejoice
[03:07.330]Some are caused by downward pressure
[03:10.260]so don't strain when opening bowels
[03:13.070]the simple joys of maidenhood
[03:15.680]the red-eyed fox is on the prowl
[03:18.830]So listen closely girls and boys
[03:21.860]this song is about haemorrhoids
[03:24.840]Not anyone's but mine of course
[03:27.060]a secret part I now disclose