Hey, hey everybody! Look who's on tv, look who just got famous Don't you know it should have been me I'm not really bitter, i'm not really mad, I love to see other people get Everything i ever wanted to have I don't really care, how big they get I hate you, fuck you leave me alone! Why can't i be cool like them? I used to have a girlfriend I treated her so bad, she went out And found another lead singer Maybe she just likes guys in bands I give up on everything All my dreams are dead Maybe i'll get a shotgun And try to blow her right out of my head Everybody says, 'how come you ain't made it yet?' I hate you, fuck you, leave me alone! Why can't i get my girl back? I knew you wouldn't understand Just what i'm tryin to do 'cause you're not me And i'm so glad that i am not you I know it's my problem, there's nothing i can do But i don't think there is no reason I don't think there's no excuse for you Well i've learned my lesson Hope you've learned it to And if the're gonna go and do it to me Well i guess i'm gonna have to go and do it to you I don't really care how much you cry Ihateyoufuckyouleavemealoneihateyoufuckyouleavemealone!!! Why can't anything go my way?