So you been to school for a year or two
And you know you've seen it all
In daddy's car thinkin' you'll go far
Back east your type don't crawl
Play ethnicky jazz to parade your snazz
On your five grand stereo
Braggin' that you know how the niggers feel cold
And the slums got so much soul
It's time to taste what you most fear
Right Guard will not help you here
Brace yourself, my dear
It's a holiday in 
CambodiaIt's tough there, but it's life
It's a holiday in 
CambodiaDon't forget to pack a wife
Thank youPol 
Pot, Pol Pot, 
Pol Pot, Pol 
PotIt's a holiday in 
CambodiaWhere people dress in black
A holiday in 
CambodiaWhere you'll kiss ass or crack
It's Merry 
Christmas everybody