作词 : R. Kelly
 作曲 : R. Kelly
Damn all these mother****ers are here
Can you believe this shit?
All these mother****ers claimin' to be R. Kelly
What they don't know is I'm R. Kelly
Look at that mother****er over there
He ain't even got a gold teeth
What the **** is he tryna pull
I don't know
(I'm R. Kelly, I'm R. Kelly)
Okay now will the real R. Kelly please stand up
That's what I'm talkin' bout
Nigga you ain't no R. Kelly
*sounds of chaotic crowd