(Rudebox)
 This is "T" to the mother fucking "Ofty"
 What's you're problem Dickhead
 Don't kick my dog dickhead
 Don't beep at me dickhead
 Why d'you mug me off in my car dickhead
 Why you disrespecting my bra dickhead
 There's a dickhead in you're mouth
 A dickhead on parade
 Do not have kids
 Don't want dickheads to be made dickhead
 Why you disrespecting my bra dickhead
 Why d'you piss me off in first class dickhead
 I'm not sitting here to be treated like a dickhead
 Bumba Clart, kin' Raas Clart
 Where's the Chorus dickhead
 Isn't it lovely, that we can still be good friends
 They say you've gone off me, don't be so sloppy..baby
 Isn't it lovely, that we can still be good friends
 I know you still want me, cos I'm so lovelya��baby
 If you diss me you'll sell copy dickhead
 What d'you expect dickhead
 Radiohead dickhead
 This is pop dickhead
 Size tens dickhead
 Break you're shins dickhead
 My security are a viscious crew
 They'll kick fuck out of you
 Only if I ask them to, but
 They'll kick fuck out of you
 You're going home in a Stafordshire Ambulance
 I wasn't looking at ya' bird dickhead
 She was looking at me dickhead
 Who do I think I am dickhead
 Who the fuck are you dickhead
 You must have me confused
 With someone who gives a shit
 I've found the dickhead of the year
 And you are fucking it dickhead
 Where's the chorusa��no chorus.. dickhead
 Isn't it lovely, that we can still be good friends
 They say you've gone off me, don't be so sloppy..baby
 Isn't it lovely, that we can still be good friends
 I know you still want me, cos I'm so lovelya��baby
 The Tofty Rap
 I've got a bucket of shit ohh yeah
 I've got a bucket of shit
 I've got a bucket of shit ohh yeah
 I've got a bucket of shit
 Not, horse shit, cow shit dog shit no real shit
 I've got a bucket of shit ohh yeah
 I've got a bucket of shit
 I've got a bucket of shit ohh yeah
 I've got a bucket of shit
 Not, dog shit, cow shit, horse shit, real shit
 Why d'you cut me up in my car dickhead
 Why d'you say bad things 'bout my bra dickhead
 I've got nothing for you dickhead
 Go to bed dickhead
 Don't wake up dickhead
 Who gives a fuck dickhead
 No one gives a fuck about you cos you're a dickhead true
 See your mate over there in the corner he's a dickhead too like you, dickhead
 Isn't it lovely, that we can still be good friends
 They say you've gone off me, don't be so sloppy..baby
 Isn't it lovely, that we can still be good friends
 I know you still want me, cos I'm so lovelya��baby
 Isn't it lovely,
 Isn't it lovely,
 Dickhead