作词 : Peter Buck/Mike Mills/Michael Stipe/William Berry
 作曲 : Peter Buck/Mike Mills/Michael Stipe/William Berry
You don't have to take the bar exam to see
What you've done is ignoramus one-oh-three
What've I got to hang my hat on
You don't have a spot to pee in
All this just to be your friend
I was there until the end
Extortion and arson, petty larceny

I know you called, I know you called, I know you called
I know you called, I know you called, I know you hung up my line
Star 69

I know all about the warehouse fire
I know squirrels didn't chew the wires
Three people have my number
The other two were with me
I don't like to tell, tell but I'm not your Patsy
This time you have gone too far with me

I know you called, I know you called, I know you called
I know you called, I know you called, I know you hung up my line
Star 69

Why'd you put your quarter down on me?
This reads like some dork inside edition hard copy
I can't be your character witness
I can't be your alibi
Doorbell rings it's the FBI
We learned spy versus spy
You my friend, are guilty as can be

I know you called, I know you called, I know you called
I know you called, I know you called, I know you called
I know you called, I know you called, I know you called
I know you called, I know you called, I can't be your alibi
Star 69