Well i took my baby to the carnival An' i heard that barker yell ( hey! hey! ) 'come on an' win yourself a purdy kewpie doll, All you gotta do is ring the bell!' Well i swung the hammer just as hard as i could, An' you should have heard the wild applause . . . ( hooray! ) When 'bong' went the bell And the man said, 'well, i guess the kewpie doll is yours!'( yeah yeah! ) I said, 'gimmie a doggie or a teddy bear Or a high school banner for my wall, 'cause i got me a real live kewpie doll An' she's the cutest one of them all!' ( kew kew kewpie doll! kew kew kewpie doll! Kew kew kewpie doll! kew kew kewpie doll! ) Ah then, we walked down the midway 'till we saw a crowd an' the man said 'try your skill, Five shots for a quarter, make a duck hit the water An' give your little baby a thrill' Well, my baby smiled an' she kissed me once An' i felt i was nine feet tall Oh! five shots crashed and the five ducks splashed An' the man gave me a kewpie doll! I said, 'gimmie a doggie or a teddy bear Or a high school banner for my wall, 'cause i got me a real live kewpie doll An' she's the cutest one of them all!' ( kew kew kewpie doll! kew kew kewpie doll! Kew kew kewpie doll! kew kew kewpie doll! ) Ah then, my baby said, 'honey, let m try my luck An' knock the milk bottles off the shelf!' You should have seen this chick, she was a dead-eye dick Hey! i couldn't do it better myself! An' then my face got red and my chest swelled up An' my eyes bugged outta my head 'cause when the prize turned out to be a kewpie doll This is what my baby said, she said . . . 'gimmie a doggie or a teddy bear Or a high school banner for my wall, 'cause i got me a real live kewpie doll An' he's the cutest one of them all!' I said, 'she's the cutest one of them all!' An' she's the cutest one of them all! ( kew kew kewpie doll! ) An' she's the cutest one of them all! ( kew kew kewpie doll! ) An' she's the cutest one of them all!