作词 : Tosh
BRAND NEW 
SECOND HAN
D YOU'RE O
NLY ACTING 
LIKE YOU A
RE SOMEBOD
Y BUT I DO
N'T NO SAY 
YOU KNOW N
OBODY YOU'
RE ONLY A 
SHOW OFF Y
OUR PAINTE
D FACE, YE
AH BUT UND
ERNEATH TH
AT FACE YO
UR JUST A 
DISGRACE (CHORUS) 
YOU'RE JUS
T A BRAND 
NEW SECOND 
HAND GAL N
O MAN NO W
AN' NO BRA
ND NEW SEC
OND HAND G
AL YOU BET
TER GO BAC
K AROUND S
O YOU'RE J
UST A BRAN
D NEW SECO
ND HAND GA
L YOU THIN
K IT'S THE 
DRESS YOU 
WEAR THAT 
MAKE YOU A 
LADY GET T
HAT OUT OF 
YOUR MIND 
GAL YOU MU
ST BE CRAZ
Y MAMA USE
D TO TELL 
ME LONG TI
ME AGO YEA
H NOT EVER
YTHING YOU 
SEE GLITTE
R IS GOLD 
CHORUS SEE 
YOU WATCH 
THEM PASS 
I WELL HID
Y-TIDY BUT 
THEM NO-NO 
SAY YOU VE
RY NASTY L
OOK 'PON Y
OU FOOTBAC
K LOOK HOW 
THEM TOUGH, 
YEAH AND Y
OU JAW BON
E FAVOR SP
ANISHTOWN 
HANDCUFF C
HORUS DICK 
KNOW 'BOUT 
YOU AND TO
M DO AND H
ARRY JUST '
ROUND THE 
CORNER KNO
W 'BOUT YO
U TOO HE G
OT A POLIC
E BUK AND 
TAKE IT FO
R FUN HE M
UST SEE NO-
NO SAY YOU 
JUDGE TO G
UN CHORUS ...
TAKE MAN F
E IDIOT YO
U'RE JUST 
A BRAND NE
W SECOND H
AND...YOU'
RE WICKED 
FOOL YA, Y
OU FOOL YA...