Joe's drinking tequila sunrise And Kati's safe and sex on the beach Maria loves those blue margaritas She likes 'em garnished with peach I dig these dirty martini's And I like 'em shaken not stirred I come here every evening Just to get my mind off of her Whoa, whoa, whoa, we're all in this together Whoa, whoa, whoa, one more round of regret And I, I, I yes I'll have another and another Memory vacation we're all just here to forget Joe's wife had wandering eyes She left him for some young guy at work Kate and Maria, same story They fell in love with a jerk Me, I was prideful and foolish And I just pushed her away I guess we all have our reasons For being in here today Whoa, whoa, whoa, we're all in this together Whoa, whoa, whoa, one more round of regret And I, I, I yes I'll have another and another Memory vacation we're all just here to forget I know that drowning our sorrows is not the solution Its just a temproary band-aid for the pain After carefully drinking I've reached this conclusion We've all got problems to face but it ain't happening today No not today I saidWhoa, whoa, whoa, we're all in this together Whoa, whoa, whoa, one more round of regret And I, I, I yes I'll have another and another and another Memory vacation we're all just here to forget Whoa, [incomprehensible] vacation we're all just here to forget