Paperback writer
 Dear sir or madam
 Will you read my book?
 It took me years to write
 Will you take a look?
 It's based on a novel by a man named Lear
 And I need a job
 And I wanna be a paperback writer
 Paperback writer
 It's a dirty story of a dirty man
 And his clinging wife doesn't understand
 His son is working for the Daily Mail
 It's a steady job
 But he wants to be a paperback writer
 Paperback writer
 Paperback writer

 It's a thousand pages
 Give or take a few
 I'll be writing more in a week or two
 I can make it longer if you like the style
 I can change it 'round
 And I wanna be a Paperback writer
 Paperback writer
 If you really like it you can help me write
 It can make a million for you overnight
 If you must return it you can send it here
 But I need a break
 And I wanna be a paperback writer
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