I knew a girl named Nikki
I guess u could say she was a sex fiend
I met her in a hotel lobby masturbating with a magazine
She said "How'd u like to waste some time?"
And I could not resist when I saw little Nikki grind
She took me to her castle
And I just couldn't believe my eyes
She had so many devices
Everything that money could buy
She said "Sign your name on the dotted line"
The lights went out and Nikki started to grind
Nikki
The castle started spinnin' or maybe it was my brain
I can't tell you what she did to me
But my body will never be the same
Her lovin' will kick your behind
Oh, she'll show you no mercy
But she'll sho'nuff sho'nuff show u how to grind
Darlin' Nikki
Woke up the next morning
Nikki wasn't there
I looked all over and all I found
Was a phone number on the stairs
It said "Thank you for a funky time
Call me up whenever you want to grind"
Oh, ohhhh
Come back Nikki, come back
Your dirty little Prince wants to
Grind grind grind grind grind grind grind grind grind
{backwards at the end}
"Hello, how are you ? I'm fine. 'cause I know
that the Lord is coming soon, coming, coming soon.