Mystery achievement
 Don't breathe down my neck no
 I got no trophies on display
 I sign them away
 I mean what the heck
 All of your promises
 Don't fill me with pride no
 I just wanna get out on the floor
 And do the cuban slide slide slide slide
 But every day every nighttime I find
 Mystery achievement
 You're on my mind
 And every day every nighttime I feel
 Mystery achievement you're so unreal
 Mystery achievement
 Where's my sandy beach yeah
 I had my dreams like everybody else
 But they're out of reach
 I said right out of reach
 I could ignore you
 Your demands are unending
 I got no tears on my ice cream but you know me
 I love pretending
 But every day every nighttime I find
 Mystery achievement
 You're on my mind
 And every day every nighttime I feel
 Mystery achievement you're so unreal
 But every day every nighttime I find
 Mystery achievement
 You're on my mind
 And every day every nighttime I feel
 Mystery achievement you're so unreal