[00:12.04]Pop! [00:13.00] [00:13.75]Six! [00:14.65] [00:15.56]Squish! [00:16.46] [00:17.77]Uh Uh (squeezing necklace) [00:19.30] [00:19.99]Cicero (Smoke puffs) [00:21.09] [00:21.68]Lipschitz! [00:25.20] [00:28.06]And now the 6 marry murderesses of the cook county [00:32.77]jail in their rendition of the cell block tango [00:35.61] [00:36.07]Pop, six, squish, uh-uh [00:49.87]Cicero, Lipschitz [01:11.46] [01:11.96]He had it coming [01:13.73]He had it coming [01:15.67]He only had himself to blame [01:19.30]If you'd have been there [01:22.02]If you'd have seen it [01:23.01] [01:23.59]I betcha you would have done the same! [01:26.59] [01:26.83]Pop, six, squish, uh-uh [01:28.21]Cicero, Lipschitz [01:29.44] [01:34.70]You know how people [01:36.05]have these little habits [01:37.05]That get you down. Like Bernie. [01:40.62]Bernie like to chew gum. [01:42.49]No, not chew. POP. [01:45.85]So I came home this one day [01:47.55]And I am really irritated, and I'm [01:49.08]looking for a bit of sympathy [01:50.82]and there's Bernie layin' [01:52.65]on the couch, drinkin' a beer [01:54.33]and chewin'. No, not chewin'. [01:57.01]Poppin'. So, I said to him, [02:00.07]I said, "you pop that [02:01.35]gum one more time..." [02:04.80]and he did. [02:06.15]So I took the shotgun off the wall [02:07.95]and I fired two warning shots... [02:11.12]...into his head. [02:14.17] [02:15.32]He had it coming [02:16.77]He had it coming [02:18.94]He only had himself to blame [02:21.48] [02:22.24]If you'd have been there [02:24.19]If you'd have heard it [02:26.16]I betcha you would [02:28.00]Have done the same! [02:29.15] [02:36.87]I met Ezekiel Young from [02:39.26]Salt Lake city about two years ago [02:40.66]and he told me he was single [02:42.59]and we hit it off right away. [02:44.51]So, we started living together. [02:46.44]He'd go to work, he'd come home, I'd [02:48.86]fix him a drink, We'd have dinner. [02:51.25]And then I found out, [02:53.94]"Single" he told me? [02:55.83]Single, my ass. Not only [02:57.77]was he married [02:59.45]...oh, no, he had six wives. [03:02.55]One of those Mormons, you know. So that [03:05.38]night, when he came home, I fixed him [03:08.17]his drink as usual. [03:11.73]You know, some guys just can't hold [03:14.26]their arsenic. [03:15.28] [03:16.00]Hah! He had it coming [03:17.46]He had it coming [03:19.66]He took a flower [03:20.86]In its prime [03:23.17]And then he used it [03:25.15]And he abused it [03:27.04]It was a murder [03:28.44]But not a crime! [03:30.27] [03:30.76]Pop, six, squish, uh-uh [03:31.12]Cicero, Lipschitz [03:31.84] [03:32.70]Now, I'm standing in the kitchen [03:33.91]carvin' up the chicken for dinner, [03:35.38]minding my own business, [03:37.17]and in storms my husband Wilbur, [03:39.42]in a jealous rage. [03:40.64]"You been screwin' the milkman," [03:41.79]he says. He was crazy [03:43.67]and he kept screamin', [03:45.10]"you been screwin the milkman." [03:47.53]And then he ran into my knife. [03:49.67]He ran into my knife ten times.." [03:52.21] [03:54.74]If you'd have been there [03:56.32]If you'd have seen it [03:58.42]I betcha you would have done the same! [04:01.24] [04:02.19]Mit keresek, én itt? Azt mondják, [04:05.57]hogy a híres lakem lefogta a férjemet én meg [04:07.51]lecsaptam a fejét. De nem igaz, én ártatlan [04:11.23]vagyok. Nem tudom miért mondja [04:15.76]Uncle Sam, hogy én tettem. Probáltam [04:19.52]a rendõrségen megmagyarázni de nem értették meg... [04:22.61] [04:23.38]Yeah, but did you do it? [04:25.20] [04:25.75]UH UH, not guilty! [04:27.06] [04:29.24]My sister, Veronica and [04:34.81]I had this double act [04:36.37]and my husband, Charlie, [04:37.71]traveled around with us. [04:39.06]Now, for the last number in [04:40.55]our act, we did 20 acrobatic tricks [04:42.89]one two three four,five...splits, spread eagles, [04:46.49]back flips,flip flops, [04:47.80]one right after the other. [04:49.75]Well, this one night we were in the hotel Cicero, [04:52.34]the three of us, [04:54.77]boozin' and [04:55.72]havin' a few laughs [04:57.84]when we run out of ice. [04:59.27]So I went out to get some. [05:00.98]I come back, open the door [05:04.53]and there's Veronica and [05:05.96]Charlie doing Number Seventeen- [05:09.36]the spread eagle. [05:11.00] [05:12.14]Well, I was in such a state of shock, [05:14.21]I completely blacked out.I can't remember a thing. [05:17.28]It wasn't until later, [05:19.16]when I was washing the blood off my hands [05:21.18]I even knew they were dead. [05:23.04] [05:23.49]They had it coming [05:25.19]They had it coming [05:26.98]They had it coming all along [05:30.44]I didn't do it [05:32.48]But if I'd done it [05:34.29]How could you tell me that I was wrong? [05:38.01] [05:40.51]They had it coming [05:40.68] [05:41.16]They had it coming [05:41.74] [05:42.01]They had it coming [05:42.90] [05:43.15]They had it coming [05:43.70] [05:44.00]They had it coming [05:45.37]All along [05:48.01]I didn't do it [05:49.18]But if I'd done it [05:51.04]How could you tell me [05:52.44]That I was wrong? [05:55.69] [05:56.23]I loved Alvin Lipschitz [05:57.39]more than I can possibly say. [05:58.88]He was a real artistic guy... [06:00.81]sensitive... a painter. [06:03.45]But [06:04.00]He was always trying [06:04.65]to find himself. [06:05.72]He'd go out every night [06:07.20]looking for himself [06:07.77]and on the way [06:09.05]he found Ruth, [06:10.49]Gladys, [06:11.88]Rosemary and Irving. [06:14.88]I guess you can say we broke [06:15.90]up because of artistic differences. [06:17.91]He saw himself as alive [06:20.24]and I saw him dead. [06:21.80] [06:22.65]The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum [06:26.04]The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum [06:30.02] [06:30.57]They had it comin' [06:31.17] [06:31.42]They had it comin' [06:32.63] [06:33.27]They had it comin' [06:34.86] [06:35.20]They had it comin' [06:35.74] [06:36.11]They had it comin' [06:36.34] [06:36.53]They had it comin' [06:36.72] [06:36.95]All along [06:37.56] [06:37.82]All along [06:38.04]'Cause if they used us [06:38.95]'Cause if they used us And they abused us [06:40.84]And they abused us [06:41.76] [06:42.12]How could you tell us [06:42.82] [06:43.04]How could you tell us That we were wrong? [06:43.25]That we were wrong? [06:44.92] [06:45.16]He had it coming [06:46.14]He had it coming [06:47.71]He only had [06:48.61]Himself [06:49.61]To blame. [06:51.36]If you'd have been there [06:53.09]If you'd have seen it [06:55.02]I betcha [06:55.47]You would [06:56.19]Have done [06:57.24]The same! [06:58.44] [06:59.00]You pop that gum one more time! [06:59.38] [06:59.82]Single my ass. [07:00.21] [07:00.89]Ten times! [07:01.47] [07:01.92]Miert csukott Uncle Same bortonbe. [07:02.68] [07:03.20]Number seventeen-the spread eagle. [07:03.71] [07:04.22]Artistic differences. [07:05.41] [07:05.63]Pop! [07:06.47] [07:07.32]Six! [07:08.26] [07:09.13]Squish! [07:10.63] [07:11.25]Uh Uh (squeezing necklace) [07:12.42] [07:13.38]Cicero (smoke puffs) [07:14.65] [07:16.01]Lipschitz!