She's Nubs

	It's kinda hard to wear high heels, or slip on banana peels
	How does she get in and out of tubs
	I hope she dont get mad,
	I hope she thinks this song is good not bad
	Cause we think that she's totally rad, she's nubs.
	No fingers, no toes, she doesn't own elbows,
	No phalanges no knobby knees to knock
	She don't need knuckles or hands to go see punk rock bands
	She's always in the stands, she's nubs
	She can't pick up a phone, she can't get dressed alone
	She's got no funny bone, she's nubs
	No shoes for feet but we sure do think she's neat, she's nubs, she's nubs, she's nubs.
	I asked her if she want a drink,
	I asked her if she liked
	Toronto, I asked her to go out to the bar, but all she said was no thanks, no and no
	It was time for us to leave, so
	I grabbed and shook her sleeve and told her
	I'd see her at the next club she got into a pack and some guy put her on his back, she said goodbye and kinda waved her stub
	She's got beauitful eyes, and breasts regular size, but without calves and thighs, she's nubs
	It's hard to give good head or get tied to a bed, when all you've got is a body and head, she's nubs
	She's nubs,
	She's nubs,
	She's nubs...
	Oh she may not walk the walk, and she may not like to talk
	But boy she sure knows how to rock, she's nubs.