作词 : Caitlyn Schwartz
 作曲 : Michal Towber
Green or Herbal, English Breakfast or Chai
I think our whole relationships was a lie
Hibiscus, or Red, Jasmine or Oolong
I really do wonder where we went wrong?
Maybe you weren't right for me?
Maybe it was your infidelity?
Or maybe it was simply I prefer tea
And I prefer coffee
It's tea for two
No, it's just tea for you
Citrus or Ginger or Chamomile
I'll see you in court to strike a deal
It's tea for two
It's still just tea for you
Ok, fine
All the tea for me
All the tea for me