作词 : Stephen Bishop
 作曲 : Stephen Bishop
They never pick the Miss America you think should win
And here in Paris, it's a million miles from Disneyland
Chevalier said, "Yes, I remember it well"
Do you think he left out something that he wouldn't tell?
I took the metro underground down to St. Germain
Saw Venus in Blue Jeans, who stole my heart
And I get weird, then I get a little jealous
See the girls kiss on the Seine with their fellas
And I just want someone to hold me and never let me go
French postcards lyin' in a hallway
Lacy ladies smile, voulez-vous
French postcards, when can I send one to you?
I took a taxi to the Louvre and yelled, "Lafayette were here"
Until a tourist said, "So what?"
And all my fears have started dividing into clubs
And the girl I want for a member doesn't even know I want her in
French postcards, don't know how I found 'em
Lacy ladies smile, voulez-vous
French postcards, when can I send one to you?