Music - Dave 
Lyrics - Ron 
Ding dong 
Is anyone home 
Welcome to the block 
Notice I didn't knock 
Where're you from 
Were you in 
Vietnam Or were you 
Smart enough to duck 
What about 
Something for lunch 
By the way 
What do you weigh 
You must come to my church 
I know you'll 
Give and give 
So welcome to the block 
On Saturday mornings 
I mow the yard 
Saturday mornings 
He mows the yard 
Welcome wagon, welcome wagon 
Won't you be my friend 
Welcome wagon, welcome wagon 
Till the bitter end 
I'd like to go back 
To SaoPaulo 
South America 
Down in Brazil 
Then it was off 
To Rio De 
Janeiro I was still thinking 
About SaoPaulo 
The beautiful beaches 
Of Ipanemia 
Wasn't long 
We saw the 
Tonga Over the mountains 
Through the jungles 
On our way to 
Humberto's place 
South America down in 
Brazil Welcome wagon, welcome wagon 
Won't you be my friend 
Welcome wagon, welcome wagon 
Till the bitter end 
No one is home 
Next time 
Leave a message 
On my telephone 
Can you hear 
Scottish bagpipes 
On LSD Listen now 
Take a Ride 
Don't you remember 
From back in '83 
You had a crush 
On me Now you wont look my way 
Just yesterday 
I won the lottery 
Now you remember 
Follow me 
Like a cat 
I'm with the 
In crowd Drive a 
Rolls Royce 
Let the butler 
Take your hat 
Whoever thought 
Reality could be a dream 
Just yesterday 
I won the lottery 
Welcome wagon, welcome wagon 
Won't you be my friend 
Welcome wagon, welcome wagon 
Till the bitter end