Off of assholes coming on to her
Every asshole coming on to her
It happens every night she works

Find out just what would she say
If they all tried coming on to her
With every drink they buy her
As they all try coming on to her
Here comes the next contestant
CHORUS
Is that your hand on my girlfriend?
Is that your hand?

There goes the next contestant
I even fear the ladies
Just as bad for coming on to her
Each time she bats an eyelash
Everyone is coming on to her
Here comes the next contestant
CHORUS
Is that your hand on my girlfriend?
Is that your hand?
There goes the next contestant
Everybody here keeps staring
Here comes the next contestant
CHORUS
Is that your hand on my girlfriend?
Is that your hand?
There goes the next contestant