[CHORUS][00:02.400]Nickelback - Next Contestant
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[00:05.689]I judge by what she's wearing
[00:08.90]Just how many heads I'm tearing
[00:10.940]Off of assholes coming on to her
[00:14.10]Each night seems like it's getting worse
[00:16.750]And I wish she'd take the night off
[00:19.130]So I don't have to fight off
[00:22.60]Every asshole coming on to her
[00:25.0]It happens every night she works
[00:27.710]They'll go and ask the DJ
[00:30.430]Find out just what would she say
[00:32.919]If they all tried coming on to her
[00:35.739]Don't they know it's never going to work
[00:38.639]They think they'll get inside her
[00:41.329]With every drink they buy her
[00:43.959]As they all try coming on to her
[00:46.649]This time somebody's getting hurt
[00:49.739]Here comes the next contestant
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[00:53.9]Is that your hand on my girlfriend?
[00:58.289]Is that your hand?
[01:03.509]I wish you'd do it again
[01:06.249]I'll watch you leave here limping
[01:08.869]I wish you'd do it again
[01:11.589]I'll watch you leave here limping
[01:14.359]There goes the next contestant
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[01:22.579]I even fear the ladies
[01:25.329]They're cool but twice as crazy
[01:27.819]Just as bad for coming on to her
[01:30.689]Don't they know it's never going to work
[01:33.589]Each time she bats an eyelash
[01:36.319]Somebody's grabbing her ass
[01:38.969]Everyone is coming on to her
[01:41.859]This time somebody's getting hurt
[01:44.579]Here comes the next contestant
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[01:47.819]Is that your hand on my girlfriend?
[01:53.159]Is that your hand?
[01:58.249]I wish you'd do it again
[02:01.119]I'll watch you leave here limping
[02:03.789]I wish you'd do it again
[02:06.579]I'll watch you leave here limping
[02:09.270]There goes the next contestant
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[02:42.220]I'm hating what she's wearing
[02:44.600]Everybody here keeps staring
[02:47.410]Can't wait 'til they get what they deserve
[02:50.630]This time somebody's getting hurt
[02:53.210]Here comes the next contestant
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[02:56.450]Is that your hand on my girlfriend?
[03:01.880]Is that your hand?
[03:07.130]I wish you'd do it again
[03:09.820]I'll watch you leave here limping
[03:12.420]I wish you'd do it again
[03:15.200]I'll watch you leave here limping
[03:17.910]I wish you'd do it again
[03:20.870]Each night seems like it's getting worse
[03:23.450]I wish you'd do it again
[03:26.360]This time somebody's getting hurt
[03:28.910]There goes the next contestant
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