I've got it all most, I've got it all almost all figured out 
But always when I get there, always when I get there all the pieces they just fall apart and out 
I can't hear you, I can't hear you talk about your dreams involving me 
And I don't believe, I don't believe that they are any sort of prophecy at all 
What a shock it's Mr. Sweet and Awful
Well don't look so pissed off we all lose the plot occasionally 
How consistent, how can someone so consistently mess up as much as 
Every instance, how can someone inconsistent mess up so consistently 
What a shock, it's Mr. Sweet and Awful 
Tell your gods, I want to speak to their fathers 
Look right now I'm standing on my haunches
I got caught stealing from the lost and found
Well, hey there Mr. Sweet and Awful, there
Hey there, Mr. Sweet and Awful
Are you going somewhere or are you just walking through my walls?
Oh hey there Mr. Sweet and Awful, please
Hey there Mr. Sweet and Awful
You know this is not a party, this is a crowd
Well, hey there Mr. Sweet and Awful
You see, you've got it easy I've got my needs
You say what you got wanting what you please
Oh hey there Mr. Sweet and Awful, please
Hey there Mr. Sweet and Awful
Carry yourself away with a delicious disease
I've got it all most, I've got it all almost all figured out