作词 : Madonna
 作曲 : Madonna
 My guy is really something  he's sensitive and shy
 My guy is such a bumpkin  it doesn't take much to make him cry
 If you hurt someone helpless  it's like taking away all his toys
 He's just a cry baby boy
 My guy is sentimental  he's always feeling blue
 He can be so temperamental and I don't know what I should do
 If you step on a little bug he cries all over the floor
 He's just a cry baby bore
 I don't want to hurt his feelings
 But his outbursts have me really booing all the time
 If I turn out like him  I think I'm gonna cry  baby  la  la  la la la  la
 He's such a cry baby  la  la  la la la  la
 And I'll tell you something else
 My guy is such a wet noodle  he's always teary-eyed
 He acts like a real cock-a-doodle  he can't even tell you why
 If you just play him a sappy song  he acts like his doggie just died
 He's just a cry baby guy
 No kidding  oh dear
 My guy is such a whiner  he's worse than baddie so
 A cockroach seen in the diner and the tears flow out of the blue
 And if I ask him to knock it off  he goes and cries in the can
 He's such a cry baby  man
 I don't want to hurt his feelings
 But his outbursts have me really booing all the time
 If I turn out like him  I think I'm gonna cry  baby  la  la  la la la  la
 He's such a cry baby  la  la  la la la  la
 I love a cry baby  la  la  la la la  la
 He's such a cry baby  la  la  la la la  la
 Would you knock it off  please  Thank you