作曲 : Chapple, Falkous, Harding
  This one's for the patriots
 The new wave good time girls
 And if it wasn't for the decepticons
 They'd rule the fucking world
 
 In the midst of all the killing and skineating 
 W we forgot about the loving
 If I had to choose a woman then I think I'd choose religion
 If I had to give you something then I think I'd give you nothing
 If I had to give you something then I think I'd go to hell
 
 This ones for the dancers
 The dockers and the dykes
 And if it weren't for Asian basin sales
 They couldn't sleep at night
 
 In the midst of all the touching and kissing 
 We forget the penetration
 If I had to drive you somewhere then I'd drive you to the station 
 If I had to give you something then I think I'd give you nothing
 If I had to give you something then I think I'd go to hell
 
 In the midst of all the killing and skineating 
 We forgot about the loving
 If I had to choose a woman then I think I'd choose religion
 If I had to give you something then I think I'd give you nothing
 If I had to give you something then I think I'd 
 
 In the middle of the action they reversed the interaction
 And the audience decided ignorance actually was bliss
 You're a fortress in a foreign land you should ask for it
 Like you mean it like you mean it
 In the middle of the ohmygoditsgone 
 We talked in code to get along
 Private riddles for private courts