作曲 : Chapple, Egglestone, Falkous
  there's a story on a thimble
 on a dimple, on a pea
 and it's absolutely true until the end
 when they pan out in the titles
 we can see you're still alive
 and the maitre'd is not your special friend
 
 there's a road in a wrong place
 twice as far out
 and a bitch on a bridge
 yeh the bridge was a bitch
 with a heavenly drawn out roll of her lips
 she undid the straps and smiled
 
 that man will not hang
 that man he will never hang
 
 there's a man you should meet
 and he might be under arrest
 but believe me when i tell you he's ok
 he ran the mohawk out of living rooms across the land
 and introduced me to the joys of doubt
 
 there's a dream, there's a barn
 there was a story, it was a boring one
 but honestly i tried to stay awake
 born to hang and proud of it
 i base my claim on credit
 
 that man will not hang
 that man he will never hang
 
 he realised he wanted to have children with this girl
 he pulled her to his side and quietly
 gave away his heart like it was his to give away
 
 wednesday the studio come knocking
 excuse them but they need their property
 gave away his heart like it was his to give away