You're a fabulous monster
In a sideshow of excess
Something like a bearded lady 
In an elegant Dior dress
You've the glamour of a killer
Walking in the shade 
With your underage criminal lover 
Who has a grin like a razor blade
So stand tall
And raise your hand
If weird is wild
And cute is bland
It's a cabaret
A variety
You're the narcissist
An exhibitionist
You always understood
Ordinary is bad
Strange is good
You're a silver-tongued devil
A chimera and a fool
A deviant and a lipstick thief 
The epitome of cool
So stand tall
And raise your hand
If weird is wild
And cute is bland
It's a cabaret
A variety
You're the narcissist
An exhibitionist
You always understood
Ordinary is bad
Strange is good
Stand naked to the public 
A nude epiphany
You're inter-sex and outer-sex
Extreme androgyny
So come all you fabulous monsters 
And all you glamorous freaks
Total exhibitionism is the 
Nature of the beast
From the catwalk to the sidewalk
Break free from your leash
We can marvel at your surface 
While you hide what's underneath
So stand tall
And raise your hand
If weird is wild
And cute is bland
It's a cabaret
A variety
You're the narcissist
An exhibitionist
You always understood
Ordinary is bad
Strange is good
Let's hear it for the Dog-faced Boy
Three cheers for the Alligator Girl 
We can marvel at your surface
While you hide what's underneath
Strange is good