Wasted youth Wasted youth I remember everything! I remember everything little thing, as if it happened yesterday I was barely seventeen, and i once killed a boy with a fender guitar I don't remember if it was a telecaster or a stratocaster But i do remember that it had a heart of chrome, and a voice like a horny angel I don't remember if it was a telecaster or a stratocaster But i do remember that it wasn't at all easy It required the perfect combanation of the right power chords And the percise angel from which to strike! The guitar bled for about a week afterwords And the blood was zoot, dark and rich, like wild berrys The blood of the guitar was chuck berry red The guitar bled for about a week afterwords But it rung out beautifly And i was able to play notes that i had never even heard before So i took my guitar And i smashed it aganist the wall I smashed it aganist the floor I smashed it aganist the body of a varisty cheerleader Smashed it aganist the hood of a car Smasned it aganist a 1981 harley-davaidson The harley howled in pain The guitar howled in heat And i ran up the stairs to my parents bedroom Mommy and daddy were sleeping in the moonlight Slowly i opened the door Creeping in the shadows right up to the foot of their bed I raised the guitar high above my head And just as i was about to bring the guitar crashing down upon the center of the bed My father woke up, screaming "stop!" "wait a minute. stop it boy. what do you think your doing?" "that's no way to treat an expensive musical instrument" And i said, "god damn it daddy," "you know i love you, but you've got a hell of a lot to learn about rock n' roll"